Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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