how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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