So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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