also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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