I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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