did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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