Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
