Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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