I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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