Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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