just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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