Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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