Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Acid is not a monday night drug
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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