you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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