i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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