Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just googled if crying burns calories
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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