butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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