His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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