Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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