I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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