In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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