rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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