I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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