did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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