So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
kristin has been a bad kristin
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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