are you still at the devil's house?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
this boner is exhausting
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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