it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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