I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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