BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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