Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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