No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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