this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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