I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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