Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Couch. On fire.