you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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