Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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