You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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