Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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