I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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