no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
smell my finger.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
