Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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