We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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