fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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