I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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