Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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