I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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