So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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