; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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