Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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