Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had to coat check the pizza.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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