i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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