I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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