You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Soap is not a condiment
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Randomize
