as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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