How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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